Shemaiah's Mom in Scary Maze! Transcription

SM: And we went out for dinner too.

UN1: And we went out for Dairy Queen.

SM: And they took us for Dairy Queen.

UN2: [Indiscernible]

UN1: Oh mom, tell Shemaiah.

SM: Shemaiah, you know I did. Get off my belly, I'm fat, I'm full! shit.

SM: Oh, get outta here. what time y'all goin' home?

UN2: Pretty soon.

SM: Come help Shemaiah take this base- this um- dresser in the basement.

UN1: [Indiscernible]

SM: Shemaiah says you were gonna beat your ass. What are you throwin' water bottles on the floor for? Does this look like a damn zoo to you? Come down here and get [Indiscernible]

The Hand: Type in scary.

SOB: Scary?

The Hand: Scary.

SM: [Indisernible]... get yo ass out under this box. [Indiscernible] What'ch y'all doing moving mirrors around shi- what the hell y'all been down here doing?

SOB: I'm about to cu- I'm cutting my hair mom.

SM: Better not get all hairs down my sink again.

SOB: Alright- mom come play this game, I can't beat it.

SM: What?

SOB: Come play this game. I can't beat this.

SM: No I'm not. You tryna have me something. That shit gonna scare me and iIm gonna piss all over myself.

SOB: It's funny that you say that, but no. I can't beat this, it says test your skills.

SM: Soon as you make it do something to me, I'm gonna punch you in your balls. So you better wat-

UN2: I'm gonna punch you in yo balls! Wow ma, you're [Indiscernible]

SOB: I can't- you can't touch the black. You can only stay in the green and get to the red. I can't beat it- cause I get to the third level and I can't beat it, cause it's so small.

SM: You let some motherfucker jump out on me right now... bitch.

UN2: She already messed up?

SOB: I can't do it. Touch the red, mom. And once you get to the red slow down 'cause it switches really quickly.

UN2: Stay in that spot.

SOB: Yeah.

SM: I'm gonna fuck you up if something happens in this. I'm not bullshitting.

UN2: My mom- my mom- my mom made it. My [Indiscernible] mom made it.

SOB: You got so close to it now. you just messed up [Indiscernible]. What the fu-

UN2: Stay in the red, stay in the red, don't move from that spot, there you go.

SOB: Yeah- see- this is where I get to that I can't beat it.

SM: Fuck is that little shit right there?

SOB: You have to get to that- be careful, take your time though.

SM: I'm sweatin' and shit.

SOB: Take your time!

SM: Shut the fuck up! Fuck!

SOB: See, I get so close-

UN2: Come on ma! Do it!

SOB: Do it.

SM: This motherfucking shit says scary maze! There's some scary shit that's gonna pop out! Fuck that shit!

UN2: No it's not! Do it!

SOB: It says it 'cause it wants you to think that, it wants you to think that. Just- keep playin' ma, you'll get it.

SUB: It's okay. I'm done.

SM: Let me get.

SOB: Just keep a steady hand. We know you're bipolar and all, but-

SM: This is making me faint. I feel like I gotta piss.

SUB: [Indiscernible]

SM: Shut the fuck up!

SOB: Shut up- shhhh... she ain't good at this part.

SYB: Scary maze!

SM: Fuck. Shut up! Y'all surroundin' me. You're surrounding me, get away from me.

SOB: Move up a little bit. That's- yeah- up.

SM: Yeah bitch...

SOB: You're a bitch! Come on!

SM and SYB: Ah!

SM: Motherfucker! Did I hurt you? Did I hurt you? Did I hurt you? I asked you [Indiscernible]. You guys turn the TV on and watch TV...

SOB: What's...

SYB: It's scary!

SOB: I told you to close your eyes- didn't I?

SYB: You almost passed out mom.

SOB: Didn't I say close your eyes?

SYB: You did not, you said try and close your eyes.

SOB: I said close your eyes. Close your eyes then, don't look over here.

UN2: Benjamin, don't look.